Monday, August 11, 2008

Populism Revisited

In a prior post, I took a swipe at the Obama campaign as “Populist” and asserted that Obama lacks the demonstrated competence, experience, and intestinal fortitude to be President.

Ipsit Dixit responded with a thoroughly academic critique of my internet post.

In my experience, little internet discussion follows the structure of academic discourse. It rarely defines terms, presents both sides of an argument, or fairly discusses complex issues. Internet postings have more in common with Thomas Paine’s tracts than Blackstone’s commentaries.

While thoroughly researched, painstakingly attributed, carefully constructed, and eminently fair discussion of current events is of great value, my post was not intended to fulfill those worthy goals. It was, instead, intended to draw on common definitions and ideas to express frustration with what I see as another example of “king-making” by the media.

Perhaps I will be more successful in my second attempt.

In my opinion, it is “Populism” that underpins the Obama campaign.

I did some research into the term “Populism” and found that there is little agreement on its meaning. It appears to have been coined to represent the People’s Party of the late-1800s through early 1900s. These early Populists favored monetary policies that supported labor unions and policy that favored the maintaining of privately owned farms. The also opposed the private ownership of utilities and multi-state corporations.

I have understood “Populism” to be the symbiotic relationship between political leadership that seeks to appeal to a broad “common-man” interest and a population that seeks controls over interests perceived to be uncontrolled by the larger society. So, Populism in 1920 favored labor over owners, government control over railroads, and greater regulation of financial interests. To my mind, Populism today favors US labor over globalization, control over mortgage finance and markets, and the greater regulation of financial interests. The common thread is that the interests of the “common man” trump the interests of corporations and those at the top of the economic ladder.

“Populism” is a pejorative term in my eyes.

Guilty as charged.

It is pejorative because the attempt to appeal to the “common-man’s” interests through the distilling of complex problems to catch-phrases, a common technique of Populists, is, to my mind, inherently dishonest. It seeks power by promising the democratization of financial interests and the socialization of services without possession of the mandate or power to accomplish those ends.

Ultimately, my gripe with the Obama campaign is that it has its roots in a Populist appeal and that it draws its strength from and the complicity of a media that is engaged in “king-making”- by which I mean the ability of the media to decide a winner and then manipulate the populace into voting for that person.

Obama is a fine speaker. He is charismatic and his speech-writers are at the top of their game. When “on-script,” Obama makes few gaffs and his campaign has deftly handled any mistakes.

Obama also has an excellent groups of “handlers”- by which I mean those persons who day-in and day-out manage the complex affairs of a politician so that the politician can concentrate on appearances. This group includes high-level strategists, personal dressers, marketing people, administrators, and a host of paid and volunteer people without whom a candidate would be overwhelmed with tasks.

If we want to think ill of “handlers,” there is some cause.

Handlers refine the message and shield the candidate from scrutiny. So it was with Clinton, whose handlers snuffed story after story during his presidential campaign. So it is with Obama whose handlers have kept discussions of Obama’s stand on issues important to religious voters off the table.

McCain has handlers too. (I like to think that McCain’s greater experience and stature in politics gives him greater control over his message, but I may be deluding myself.)

One of the most important job for handlers is to place candidates in the most favorable position to receive accolades without risk of de-masking their weaknesses. Obama’s handlers have been particularly good at this task and McCain’s particularly bad.

One strategy that Obama’s team employed to great effect during the Primary (hard to believe that we are still in the Primary season, given the present contest) was to overwhelm one’s experienced opponent with media saturation. Undoubtably, it is Obama’s personal magnetism that has made this possible, but it is to his handler’s credit that Obama has been able to capitalize on that advantage.

Almost as soon as he won his Senate seat, Obama began running for President. Obama has no experience with the hard-fought compromises that make this deliberative body work. He simply hasn’t been there long enough to learn the complex inter-personal relationships that bring a bill to a vote or doom it to committee. Unlike LBJ, a man with an immense amount of experience in pushing through legislation, if Obama becomes President, he will be forced to rely upon others for the skills and experience in legislating that he lacks. In this respect, Obama reminds me of Kennedy.

Hillary Clinton had considerably more experience but was much less likable. Consequently, Obama’s team was able to develop a relationship with the media that made every Clinton misstep a catastrophe and most Obama missteps an asset. Obama’s call for unspecified change received unmitigated support from the popular media and uncritical reporting has bolstered his bid for election even beyond that of far more experienced contenders.

Compared to Obama and Clinton, McCain is an “expert” on legislation and the relationship between the Legislature and the Administration and among the Houses, Members, and Senators.

(McCain became an US Representative in 1982 and has served continuously as an US Senator since 1986. He has also been either the sponsor of or co-sponsor to some of the most complex pieces of legislation in history such as that which took on campaign finance and immigration overhaul. Like or hate those bills, McCain was instrumental in bringing them to the floor.)

The crux of the matter is that Obama has not demonstrated an ability to lead and relies upon celebrity to create the impression of charismatic leadership.

The popular media is in the midst of a love-affair with Obama that has built him into a colossus of popular appeal. For example, People Magazine ran a front-page article about the Obama family. The unfettered praise heaped upon him by the mainstream media has only abated in the last week or so and then, only after McCain scored points against Obama by attacking Obama’s celebrity. However, being popular, even charismatic, is only valuable to a leader in-so-much-as those attributes compel cooperation from other government officials. Celebrity must not be a substitute for demonstrated experience, ability, and determination that we need in a President.

The short of it is that the media’s attempt to “sell” me on Obama makes me greatly mistrust him. The media’s attempt to dissuade me from voting for McCain makes me take McCain more seriously.

What concerns me is that Obama’s campaign and the media are so anxious to sell us on change for change’s sake that the particulars are lost. Obama’s website is no more illuminating because it speaks almost entirely in inspirational language. (Before you say it, my friend, I don’t have any idea what Conservative pundits say about Obama. I don’t listen to them and couldn’t care less about their opinions. In MY opinion, Obama’s “plans” are woefully short on details and it is those details that are supposed to substitute for legislative experience on which we are to base our support. If Obama wants my vote, he needs to explain the steps that will garner the support of the States and the US legislature. Without it, it is so much fluff.)

As importantly, I have not seen any reason to believe that Obama has a mandate for change within his own party- begging the question of whether Democratic control of both the Executive and Legislative branches will matter at all. (This is the nature of my attempt to parallel Obama and Bill Clinton as presidents.)

Ultimately, Democrat or Republican, the drafting and amending of legislation is shielded from popular review by an army of lawyers, lobbyists, party elite, and rules. A President cannot navigate that swamp of conflicting interests by popularity alone. A President must be able to harness their popular appeal.

I closed out the prior post by alleging that, like JFK, “Obama will find that there is a huge difference between conceptualizing a ‘better world’ and doing anything to get us there.” And further, that “[l]ike Clinton, he [Obama] will find that it is a lot more satisfying to make big speeches than to attend to the day-in-and-day-out functions of an Administration. And, like Clinton, I suspect that an Obama Administration will be rudderless and corrupt. He will likely be the unknowing chief of a scandal-plagued tribe.”

Though Ipsit Dixit took great offense at these conclusions, I must affirm that they represent a realistic assessment of the likely outcome of an Obama election. (I retract that allegation that Obama’s staff will walk off with White House property like Clinton’s did. Mine was an unfair shot.)

I don’t have any reason to believe that Democratic control of the Senate, House, and Presidency will make one iota of a difference to the vested interests that are aggressively shifting their funding from GOP to DNC. Obama and the national Democratic Party need filthy money as much as the GOP ever did. Once taken, whether through direct donations or through back doors like the 527s, those interests will continue pulling strings… the strings will just be a different color. Thus, even if we credit Obama as being scrupulous and faithful in his promise of “change,” there is no evidence that the presently Democratic controlled Senate and House will do more than give lip-service to that change.

Without the ability to insert himself into the legislative process, an ability that comes only with experience, Obama hasn’t got a prayer of making substantive change, not looked for by the national Democratic Party, a reality. We have been here before… JFK was President.

I suspect that Obama, who seems like a “good man,” will find, as Bill Clinton did before him, that the problems facing his administration are much greater and more complex than he ever imagined. The temptation to abdicate responsibility for those affairs to subordinates will be great. Since those subordinates will be chosen by the party’s elite, they will come to Obama (again, assuming Obama to be impeccably honest) tainted and corrupt. Without careful oversight, a skill not demonstrated by Obama due to his utter lack of executive experience and in serious question, as Ipsit Dixit notes in his reply to the previous post, during his campaign, how could his administration be other than corrupt? We have been here before too… Clinton was President.

Ipsit Dixit was offended by the perceived slight that Obama supporters “accept, without challenge, the assertions of others if assertions are spoken loudly enough and resonate with our desires.” He sees my noting that “I don’t think of myself as ‘smarter’ than other people’” as a mere feint.

The post was written with the mind to my fellow posters, all of whom are, in my esteem, brighter than me. To state that Ipsit Dixit is a critical and intelligent Obama supporter provides no answer to the charge that Obama is riding a Populist wave that may well sweep him into the Presidency.

There are lots of critical, intelligent persons who support Obama; but Obama’s campaign seeks supporters are reflexively supporting him. If they vote Obama because everyone else is or because George Clooney says they should, so be it.

Similarly, McCain is hoping to tap into the reflexive support of deeply conservative persons. If they vote for McCain because Chuck Norris says they should, so be it.

Both campaigns, I suspect, will take votes and money from any source in the offing. If it be racists, communists, atheists, or zealots… so long as they don’t claim to speak for the campaign, their offerings will be accepted.

Such is politics.

As for the foreign-policy credentials and such, that was all Ipsit Dixit. I actually didn’t post about the need for foreign policy experience in a President.

I will say, though, that my view of a presidency is more narrow than that commonly accepted and that foreign policy experience is invaluable.

21 comments:

5toeSloth said...

I think you are reading too much into this. Election is a populism sport. It is not about which candidate has the right idea. It is about which candidate can convince the most people to vote for him/her. It is just an indication that the Obama campaign is effectively using their reading of the voting population to rally up enough support to get him elected. I don't believe either candidates would deliver on their campaign promises. I am just hoping more people would realize the hollowness of the Obama campaign and ask for some real discussions of the future of the nation. Believe me, we need to create more value, not merely more jobs, to have the economical ability to deal with future issues like energy, healthcare, and social security.

Anonymous said...

In my view, Obama is an empty suit. Left to his own devices (i.e., without teleprompters and handlers) he more often than not ends up snacking on shoe leather.

Who, then, actually pulls the puppet strings?

Ipsit Dixit said...

Puppet strings? In other words, Janet wants to know who is Obama's Dick Cheney.

I guess we'll know for sure the next time a Democrat shoots a lawyer in the face and the target apologizes.

Anonymous said...

Democrats don't like guns. They make their auras go all wonky, and interrupt the earth-air-water flow of their calavas.

Frankly, yes -- who IS Obama's handler? A man with exactly 143 days of Congressional experience -- a very junior senator who hasn't completed his FIRST elected term, who came out of the incredibly broken and corrupt Chicago political machine, a man who has absolutely NO legislation to his name....

...a man who has been to fifty-seven of these United States (a mistake, had GWB made it, would have been trumpeted to the skies), a man who would be President "for eight to ten years..." (another gaffe that, if GWB had made, would have sent conspiracy theorists into paroxysms of delight)...

Yeah. Explain to me who's guiding this dude. because he doesn't have the chops to do it on his own, AFAIAC.

But never mind me. GV has often said that my far-right views make John Ashcroft look pansified.

Gorgius Vegetius said...

More to the point my Ipsit Dixit friend... What does the VP's shooting accident have to do with the issue at hand?

Looks to me like you simply took an unsportsman-like shot.

Politicians cede a great deal of power to their Handlers. GOP or Dem, they cannot hope to command a significant amount of information on the myriad of subjects that they can expect to be grilled on throughout the campaign.

Is someone pulling the strings? Yeah. In a manner of speaking.

But then... Someone pulls our strings too.

The question is not whether they are a puppet but whether they have the experience, wisdom, and strength of character to become a real boy.

Ipsit Dixit said...

Sorry, GV, Janet. I was aiming at the irreverent rather than the cheap shot.

Handlers are powerful individuals, since Presidents must trust and rely on them so greatly. Vice President Richard Cheney is the ultimate presidential handler. One measure of your personal power is how those around you react to your transgressions. Dick Cheney--for example--turned, shot a friend in the face with a shotgun, and then the birdshot receptical (an attorney, no less!!!) apologized to Cheney for causing him distress!

I may not much like the Vice President, but I am in awe of his personal power.

Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney's pimp hand is, indeed, strong.

Cool facts about Uncle Dick:

http://minx.cc/?post=140366

Gorgius Vegetius said...

5Toe,

I think we are saying the same thing.

I am disturbed by the lack of critical thought applied to Obama's assertions and ideas. Perhaps we attribute this "free ride" to different things, but the end result is the same.

For example, Obama stated that he would like to exempt senior citizens who earn less than $50,000 from other than investments and retirement systems from all Federal taxes. Setting aside my belief that neither a Dem or GOP Congress would go along with this, the mind-numbing stupidity of the suggestion should have received, and would if it had been any other politician, round criticism from every quarter.

Silence from the popular media.

If this guy gets elected, it will be because he tapped into a Populist root, not because he has a workable plan.

Ipsit Dixit said...

Perhaps it is not populism at all, but an implicit and epochal bargain. (Please note that I have heard this general thesis from other sources and is not entirely original to me.) The likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are confronters, whereas Bill Cosby (until recently) and Barak Obama are bargainers.

Jesse and Al continually confront white Americans with the charge of racism, essentially stating that all whites are guilty of racism until they prove themselves innocent. Innocence is established by some sort of preferential treatment of oppressed black Americans, but only those claiming to be oppressed get to decide when they no longer need preferences. This makes white American’s very uncomfortable by placing them in a situation in which even protestations of innocence are evidence of guilt.

Bill and Barack, on the other hand, offer white Americans a bargain, giving all whites the benefit of the doubt, until they show otherwise. In return, they get acceptance by the mainstream. Largely, uncritical acceptance. Perhaps this is because the confronters have conditioned us to regard any criticism of minorities as proof of white racism. (We see evidence of this in the outraged criticism of Bill Cosby for telling black Americans to take responsibility for raising their children without at least blaming racism for causing the problems with children in the first place!)

Support for Obama allows white, mainstream, moral Americans to get credit for the tremendous transformation of their culture from one which institutionalized and willingly tolerated (if not enthusiastically embraced) racism from one in which virtually all vestiges of institutional racism have been eliminated and racism meets with disapprobation verging on the puritanical. Support for Obama allows white Americans receive absolution of the sins of their fathers. Support for Obama allows white Americans to begin treating black Americans as fellow Americans, not as flinty moral creditors.

The implicit bargain with Obama does not relieve the media and the electorate of responsibility to critically examine his public statements, no more than the respect for McCain’s war record relieves the media and the electorate of responsibility to critically examine his public statements. Maybe, just maybe, this unique opportunity to move beyond the color of a man’s skin to the content of his character is sufficient explanation for the much (but not all) of the media’s reluctance to confront Obama.

Ipsit Dixit said...

By the way, I checked out the "cool facts about Uncle Dick". While amusing, I have to say they are basically all recasting of Chuck Norris jokes.

Nothing in the link compares favorably to the reality that VP Cheney recieved an apology from the man he shot in the face.

Gorgius Vegetius said...

IpsitDixit,

I agree with you... to a point.

One dynamic of this complex problem is that the popular media is able to exercise an immense amount of power through the popularity-drivin political process that has become the norm across the globe. I call this "king-making" because George Stephanopoulos was quite proud of the work of Bill Clinton's campaign staff in courting reporters, editors, and news-staffs. He bragged about, and I have no reason to doubt the validity of those claims, being able to marshall the Left-leanings of many media types to favorably cover Clinton and demolish his GOP opponents.

I concede that Clinton's magnetic personality and youth were indispensible ingredients to the working formula.

I have heard that many Americans see voting for Obama as a vindication of America's movement away from a racist past. Certainly Obama's election will say SOMETHING about how far we have come. (I am not exactly sure what, but it will say something nonetheless.)

More particularly, vocalizing the decision to vote for Obama is likely to provide some sort of personal satisfaction to those who publicly profess their support- much like people saying things like "my black friend..." or "I wouldn't care if my daughter married a black man as long..."

To my ear, this all has a kind of hollow and dishonest ring to it.

We HAVE come a long way and the best evidence of it is in more mundane venues like noting the changing demographics on public transportation, present in the media, and demonstrated at our places of work.

However, the fastest growing minority groups derive no benefit from the majority's ability to claim that Obama's ascension demonstrates that America has become a meritocracy. Frankly, Obama's election will not even demonstrate that Black America has risen from a disenfranchised, demoralized, and deprived state.

However nice it makes the majority feel, a vote for Obama on such grounds is, in my opinion, daft.

Thus, the media's king-making has the dual effect of chilling free speech by reinforcing that "only a racist would vote against Obama" (a reminder that Obama effectively said the same thing about your fellow Pennsylvanians when he asserted to his California audience that we cling to our guns, faith, and hate out of desperation)idea and removing critical analysis of Obama's undeveloped ideas from the field of inquiry.

Of course I agree with you that adherence to any particular credo should not reduce our critical analysis of the issues in politics. But the Populism of Obama and the shunning of McCain make this a virtually impossible task.

Again, if Obama wins, it will not be, in my opinion, because the mass of Americans critically analyzed his candidacy but because Obama's campain staff effectively silenced critical thinking and appealed to a broad-based, common-man constituency with neither the information or the inclination to challenge that appeal.

This is the very definition of Populism and it should scare the hell out of us.

5toeSloth said...

I have to admit I am getting further away from the "populist" view of things, and can't seem to understand why anyone would fall for that.

Ipsit Dixit said...

GV said “…if Obama wins, it will not be, in my opinion, because the mass of Americans critically analyzed his candidacy but because Obama's campain staff effectively silenced critical thinking …”

I repectfully beg to disagree.

We shouldn’t ascribe the power to fog our minds to politicians. That makes us out to be their victims, implicitly absolves us of responsibility, and strengthens the “victimization culture” that undermines initiative and creativity. Politicians and their minions (like retailers and their advertising agencies) merely smooth the unthinking path of least resistance for us. We, each of us, are free to step off that path and think our way to a rational decision.

Gorgius Vegetius said...

Of course we are FREE to choose a different path, but we also have to work with the materials available.

When it comes to information, more IS better, even if confusing and disconcerting.

Where the media engages in king-making and uses prepared materials from a campaign, it prevents people from obtaining sufficient information to make an informed decision. When, as now, the media avoids stories which could prove damaging to a politician and fails to question assertions and ideas, it leaves the entire task of making the case for Obama's ascension up to his campaign and his unassociated advocates.

The difference between the minority of informed voters and the mass of uninformed voters is that the informed seek out opposing views, subject those views to critique, and reach an independent conclusion. The uninformed, either due to ignorance, prejudice, limitations on time, or access to information are at a distinct disadvantage.

In 1831-2 Alexis de Tocqueville wrote:

In America, there is scarcely a hamlet which has not its own newspaper. It may readily be imagined, that neither discipline nor unity of action can be established among so many combatants; and each one consequently fights under his own standard. All the political journals of the United States are, indeed, arrayed on the side of the administration or against it; but they attack and defend it in a thousand different ways. They cannot form those great currents of opinion which sweep away the strongest dikes... But although the press is limited to these resources, its influence in America is immense. It causes political life to circulate through all the parts of that vast territory. Its eye is constantly open to detect the secret springs of political designs, and to summon the leaders of all parties in turn to the bar of public opinion... When many organs of the press adopt the same line of conduct, their influence in the long run becomes irresistible; and public opinion, perpetually assailed from the same side, eventually yields to the attack. In the United States, each separate journal exercises but little authority; but the power of the periodical press is second only to that of hte people."

I advance the notion that real demise of the print media is accelerated by the failure to provide for the basic function of print- the relating of information and opposing viewpoints. The love affair with Obama, like the affair with Clinton, strikes at the core of the business of media, that is, informing the public of world events.

But for the "wild west" that is the internet, only the mainstream culture would have a voice. We are the poorer for the silencing of opposition broadcast and print media by the Left.

I don't blame Obama for tapping into this resource. He would be a fool not to. But I do miss the time when the streets were filled with reporters hungry for a story and seeking to "scoop" their opposite numbers at other news outlets.

Ipsit Dixit said...

“The uninformed, either due to ignorance, prejudice, limitations on time, or access to information are at a distinct disadvantage.”


We get the government we deserve. Or, as some wit once put it, we all get the government the majority deserves.

If we willfully act on our prejudices, then there is little that can be done about it. We will wreak your havoc willy-nilly upon the body politic and earn our own special place in hell.

If we are ignorant, then we must educate ourselves. Don’t impose our ignorance on everyone else.
If we don’t have the time to inform ourselves sufficiently to participate in our own governance, then we deserve no sympathy. We take time to watch TV, to read celebrity rags or girly magazines or sci fi novels or romance novels or comic books, to go the movies, the games or the races, to hang out at the bar or coffee shop or on the corner, to learn how to drive or how to play the hottest video game or how to drive or how to dance the latest dance, et cetera. We must take some of that time to inform ourselves. We must take some of that time to think critically about what we have seen and read and heard. We must take some of that time to become real citizens, not mere subjects, to become players, not pawns. If we can’t take the time, we need to take a look at our priorities. If we really really don’t have the time, then I’m truly sorry, but I no more want uninformed uncritical participation in our government than I want unlicensed irrational driving on our highways.

To put it more succinctly, unless voters are physically intimidated or elections are actually stolen, only the voter is to blame. If blame is place anywhere else, then I don’t want to hear the whining.

Gorgius Vegetius said...

I don't disagree with the sentiment. Certainly there is a lot of excuse-making in remaining uninformed.

The group that bothers me the most is that which votes reflexively due to prejudice. We see them on the Left and Right (understanding that I remain convinced that the "spectrum" of voting that the terms "Right" and "Left" refer to is woefully inadequate. When in Rome...). This is the set that instinctively pulls the GOP or DEM lever every two or four years, without asking anything about the particular candidates that they are voting for.

I cannot, however, go so far as to absolve the media for corrupting its central role in information gathering and dissemination, any more than I can a President who fails to note the corrupt practices going on within his administration.

The media plays a vital role in our Republic and, when it falls into an advocacy role behind candidates in a large enough way, they effectively mislead even those attempting to be informed voters. I think we see this in spades among Obama's college supporters.

Sure such person should be able to rise above the hype. But even de Tocqueville recognized (damn he was a smart guy) that once the media begins to push towards a policy or, dare I extend the idea, a person, the culture and polity can, and often are, swept along.

So, yes, individual voters should investigate their candidates fully. But, the media has failed us and Obama's meteoric rise to fame is a strong piece of evidence of this assertion.

Ipsit Dixit said...

Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa, nyaa! I can’t hear you!

Oops. Sorry. Perhaps you weren’t whining there, GV.

I guess I did say that “only the voter is to blame.” It is analogous to adultery: unless the adulterer was somehow tricked into believing that he or she was a widow(er), the culpability of their partner-in-immorality is no excuse. In that sense, the adulterer has only himself to blame, and the concomitant blameworthiness of the seductress is irrelevant. (Yes, I’ve given up my effort at gender neutrality.) My rhetoric was imprecise, and I apologize.

By the way, GV, I think you overstate your case against the Obama campaign, but that is a debate with no possible resolution, so I’m crying “uncle”. (At least until the next time.)

Uncle!

Aunt!

Cousin!

Neice!

Nephew!

Great, great godfather Willie Hildebrant von Lichtenshtein-Libshitz!

Ipsit Dixit said...

Besides the GOP and DEM levers, why can’t we have one labled DOH, for those of us who get into the voting booth only to realize we really don’t know what good we’re doing there?

I can see it now: “In this update from CBS Election 2008 Central Command Center, tallies in the key battle ground states show 23.5% for Republican, John McCain, 24% for Democrat, Barack Obama, 1% for Libertarian, Bob Barr, 0.5% for Green Party, Cynthia McKinney, and 51% for “D’oh!, These Are My Only Choices?”

Well, a guy can dream, can’t he?

Anonymous said...

That's why I am in favor of strict (on pain of death) term limits, and a "None of the Above Are Acceptable" slot on all ballots.

Failing those, I'l be writing in a vote for "The Honorable D. Ouche Baguette, of the Vinegar and Water Party."

Ipsit Dixit said...

Nice to see you posting in this thread again, Janet. (If “Janet” is you real name, sir.)

I’d like to hearken back to a post you made earlier in this string: I am a Democrat, and I like my guns! My favorite is a lever action Winchester model 94 Trapper chambered in .357 caliber. Loaded with hollow points, it can stop a man at 20 yards and seriously discourage a man at 50 yards. It is a marvelous combination of older and newer technology, handles beautifully, hits it target, and is a hoot to shoot. When I have the sights lined up on the target, working the classic lever action, and sending .357 slugs down range, my aura strengthens and visibly glows with a beautiful blue light remarkably similar to the Cherenkov radiation from nuclear reactors. When I am in the groove and getting sub-inch groups, the earth-air-water flow of my calavas is turbocharged. (All those downwind of my calavas should consider themselves warned.) Wahooo!

Um, do you think that good ol’ Five Toes Loth is the only completely sane person on this blog?

Anonymous said...

A) sanity is entirely overrated, and boring.

B) The US needs the equivalent of the UK's Monster Raving Loony party. I'd vote MRL every single time.